-When I was a baby, my dad took me to my new home, tied a red bow around me, and waited for my mom to get home. She was so surprised when she saw me! Then I fell back asleep.
-I try really hard not to chew on things that aren't mine, which isn't too bad, since I have about a dozen tennis balls stashed around the house.
-One of my favorite games is to see how many toys I can fit in my mouth at once.
-Did someone say tennis ball?
-Since I don't have anywhere to go swimming, I improvise by dumping my water bowl on myself. Every time they fill it up.